[Rescue Muni] one last holiday greeting

BarbRoos@aol.com
Fri, 8 Jan 1999 02:50:56 EST

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within
the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious and/or
secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to
practice religious or secular traditions at all . . .

and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 1999, but not
without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that
America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA"
in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age,
physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual
preference of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting the following terms. This
greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable
with or without alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by
the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others,
and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion
of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of
a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited
to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion
of the wisher.)