F A Q

1. Why are you so annoying?

   I get this question a lot, I mean a lot, and I've found that in most cases this is a reaction between me and that specific person. I get along with other people, just not you. This isn't a problem with me, its a problem with you, you have a problem. Not me. You. You are annoying.

   
   
2. What is recursion?

   Please see the FAQ entry 'recursion.'

   
   
3. How come you keep bashing windows?

   People often mistake my critiquing windows as 'bashing.' This is ludicrous, claiming that bill gates is satan is a perfectly cogent argument as to why windows is sub-standard. See this article for more details.

   
   
4. d00d! wH3R3 C4N 1 G37 4 w4r3z3d c0pY 0F d3b14n?!$@??

   Okay, I know I'm going to get in trouble for this... but, you can get some mega-leet warez off of ftp://127.0.0.1, and you can get like 33MB/sec over a 56k modem from it! d00d!

   
   
5. H0w c0m3 eYe c4n'7 g3t 70 127.0.0.1?!@?!?

   Oh shit! The phedz are on to you! Destroy the evidence! Set fire to the computer!

   
   
6. What is your view on the disconnection that people feel due to the urbanization of the populous, and how do you think this will be affected by technology's communication potentials?

   Yes.

   
   
7. Your page sucks! Where can I send hate-mail!?

   president@whitehouse.gov; make sure you add in a death threat or two. And mention "Praise Allah!" if at all possible.

   
   
8. Hey! You quoted me out of context!

   That isn't a question.

   
   

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