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The #/. Open Source Troll Olympics
Brought to you by the Sydney Olympics, "Piss, Australian for beer."
And NBC, all rights resevered, reproduction in full or part is not allowed
+without full written consent. Intent to reproduce with implied oral consent
+will result in agonizing death.
[ A work in progress. ]
<drdink> I can't find my o2k premium cd :<
<Silaron> 'o' 2k?
<drdink> office
<Silaron> you are better for having lost it
<oneiros> no
<drdink> no i'm not
<oneiros> o2k is nice
<Silaron> yes you are
<Silaron> o2k is shit
<drdink> no, i'm not
<drdink> opensource troll
<British_Announcer> And they're off!
<Silaron> yes, you are
<oneiros> it's better than anything else out there
* oneiros lights Silaron on fire
<British_Announcer> oneiros takes the lead, using the classic setting-on-fire
+tactic
<Silaron> proprierary whore
<Silaron> in terms of what?
<Silaron> stability? ease of use? useful features?
<drwiii> ha ha
<British_Announcer> In a dazzling recovery, Silaron calls both oneiros and
+drdink proprietary whores! Amazing!
<drdink> yes, yes and yes
<jeff> lesse... office 2000 eats files, corrupts data, and sends shitty
+non-standard/non-interoperable e-mail... did i mention it thinks it saves
+things in valid HTML/XML but is poorly deluded.
<British_Announcer> Jeff pulls out and cuts drdink off in mid-sentence,
+devastating his forward momentum.
<Silaron> what jeff said
<drdink> jeff: I don't use it for email and its never eaten a file for me, ever
<Silaron> liar
<oneiros> same for me
<Silaron> proprietary liar whore
<jeff> oh, then there's the administrative install point that decides to
+overwrite system files... or loop for infinite moments when changing outlook
+configs.
* oneiros pouts
<British_Announcer> drdink attempts to regain momentum, but quickly trips up
+and loses pace with jeff, oneiros seems to have fallen over one of the
+obsticles, anally impaling himself on a rusty spike! Ouch!
<drdink> again, I don't use outlook
<jeff> i have to administer the shit from time to time. it's a major pain in
+the ass compared to office 97 or about anything else.
<drdink> jeff: try killing yourself
<drdink> jeff: from 3rd hand observation via IRC, you'd be happier that way
<British_Announcer> In a strange twist, drdink is using the goth approach!
+Lets see if jeff falls for it!
* Silaron exposes drdink to sunlight and watches him wither away and die
<jeff> drdink: tried, but the access database of suicide options i was
+maintaining corrupted itself and grew to 10 gigabytes
* oneiros needs a fscking newsfeed
<British_Announcer> Oh! The humanity of it all! Jeff and Silaron both latch
+onto an arm of drdink and pull in opposite directions, dismembering him~!
<oneiros> alt.sysadmin.recovery awaits :<
<drdink> I want my o2k cd :<
<oneiros> do you hafe a fast connection? :P
<British_Announcer> oneiros and drdink have brought warez into the equation!
+Is there no honor left in trolling!?
<drdink> hmm
* drdink checks mrtg
<drdink> no :P
<oneiros> bah
<drdink> will on the 15th
<oneiros> ?
<drdink> replacing our T1s with DS3.
<oneiros> nice
<oneiros> i've already told you of my bandwidth upgrade :P
<drdink> cheaper too, go figure
<jeff> frac ds3.
<drdink> full ds3.
<British_Announcer> [cretin.edu can't really afford a ds3, --ed]
<jeff> 15K messages in asa.
<jeff> damn.
<drdink> jeff sure does ramble a lot :P
<oneiros> he thinks that women like that
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<jeff> like it? they love it.
* Resartus bjorks about jeff
<oneiros> mmm, 33 half-life ping
* drdink wants his o2k cd :<
* Silaron laughs at drdink's plight
<British_Announcer> I'd like to take a moment to point out a couple of facts.
+In the Battle of New Orleans, 700 of us were killed, and 1400 wounded. While
+the Statsians only had 21 people wounded or killed altogether. Regardless of
+how many people we've beaten in the past, we got our asses whooped there. We
+now return you to your regularly schedueled program.
* jeff instructs a few cisco's to increase oneiros' latency
* drdink laughs at the opensource zealot
<Sin> hahahaha
<oneiros> :<
* oneiros notes jeff's lack of access to his cisco :P
<jeff> alt.sysadmin.recovery: headers received: 6601/14603
<drdink> Sin: what happened to your vacation?
<Sin> http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_55277.html <-- chemists attacked
+for erection drug, chemists happy supplies are running out
<jeff> oneiros: did i say anything about your cisco?
<oneiros> jeff, loser
<drdink> ananova sucks
<Sin> drdink: nothing much, I went to yosemite. it was good.
<Silaron> o2k sucks
<Sin> the interesting stuff happens when I leave for AZ on Sunday
<oneiros> silaron, do you run linux?
<drdink> Silaron: k, RMS.
<Silaron> no
<Resartus> lunix psower!
<Silaron> I use FreeBSD
<oneiros> linux kiddie
<Silaron> purity
<Silaron> you are tainted
<oneiros> freebsd is too good for you
* jeff chuckles
<Silaron> and will suffer the infernal torment of microsoft hell
* Resartus is a FreeBSD guy, thanks
<Silaron> yes, yes it is
<Silaron> its too good for any mortal
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<oneiros> /me shakes head
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<Silaron> especially lowly vampire-goths
<drdink> I want my o2k cd ;<
<jeff> food.
<oneiros> food!
<oneiros> rings the battle cry
<Kart> i think food is <reply> Elf needs food, badly! or no food
<jeff> Kart, food?
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<jeff> hrm. kart thinks himself to be an infobot.
<Kart> jeff: i didn't have anything matching 'food'
<Resartus> I heard food is Elf needs food badly! or no food
<oneiros> jeff, where is fifo??
<drdink> Kart: status
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+channel, please.)
<Resartus> jeff: kart is a human, not an infobot
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* oneiros blames jeff for his lack of newsfeed
<oneiros> hmm
<jeff> then he can rejoin.
<Resartus> rofl
<Resartus> in the channel we come from, we immitate infobots
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<Kart> sorry jeff
<Kart> i'm a person
<jeff> were you just imitating, or are you half infobot?
<Kart> just imitating
<Resartus> I heard sorry jeff was <reply> lunix pwoer!
<Kart> i already had it that way, Resartus
* drdink gets a shotgun
<Steven> there is a modified infobot that uses mysql and has a php interface
<Steven> it looks quite neet
<kck> neet is spelled neat
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<drdink> QUIT IT
<Kart> kck, forget neet
<kck> drdink: hmm?
<Resartus> I heard hmm was hmm, are you there jeff?
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+.)
<Silaron> drdink's a saucy one, he is
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<drdink> Silaron: May Bill Gates install o2k on your brain.
<kck> drdink: may Jesus Save You
<Silaron> drdink: May you wake up and find your o2k cd humping you.
<Resartus> yow!
<drdink> Silaron: may you wake up and be the penguin in this picture:
<drdink> ___________________
<drdink> ( Linnnnnnnnnnnnnux )
<drdink> -------------------
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<Kart>
<Resartus> mmmm
<Silaron> drdink: may you wake up and realize you are the penguin from takeittux.jpg
<drdink> Silaron: may you wake up and find jeff's member in your mouth
<Silaron> drdink: may you wake up and find that microsoft is jailing you for creating
+a copy of the win2k kernel and storing it in high memory
<kck> jeff's member?
<kck> heh.
<drdink> Silaron: may you wake up in a hospital in a straightjacket and find
+alan cox and linus torvalds both going at it with your back oriface.
<Resartus> jeffk si lunix hax0r!
<kck> why can't girls wake up with my johnson in their mouth?
<jeff> kck: no comment
<Silaron> drdink: may you wake up in bed with a hangover and RMS
<mac> would you want a girl to wake up with your johnson in their mouth?
<kck> um
<kck> yes.
<drdink> Silaron: may you choose to sleep with RMS
<mac> I dont know that that would be a comfortable way to sleep
<Resartus> may you be forced to run Linux for 1 year.
<Kart> or wake up with your johnson in RMS's mouth
<drdink> Silaron: may you find yourself handcuffed to kck with no key.
<Silaron> drdink: may you find yourself bound, locked away in a cell with bill gates,
+who has just taken seven viagra
<Kart> ahlgalhaglhgalghg
<kck> drdink: can I sell him?
<drdink> kck: you can do whatever you want to him
<kck> WOO
* kck BE PIMPIN
<Silaron> kck: in a moment, baby
<kck> heh.
<Silaron> drdink: may you suddenly find yourself in love with mtdew, and have his hand
+in your ass
<drdink> Silaron: may your nuts fall off.
<kck> I want pictures
<kck> of that too!@
<Silaron> drdink: you're not even trying
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<Silaron> drdink: you aren't fit to troll for bsd anymore
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<Silaron> drdink: hand over your ascii art
<drdink> Silaron: may you find yourself in an HBO-style Oz in australia
+sharing a sell with Steven and acb
<kck> hey dude
<drdink> cell too
<kck> OZ rules
<Silaron> see?
<Silaron> you're slipping
<kck> Bary Levinson owns you
<Silaron> its win2k's influence
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<drdink> I don't run win2k, dumbshit
<Silaron> yes you do
<drdink> no I don't
<Silaron> yes you do
<drdink> whatever
<Kart> oh dear god
<drdink> you're a moron
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<kck> haha.
<kck> oneiros sucks!
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<kck> heh.
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<kck> haha.
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<kck> HAHA!
<drdink> what the fuck
<Rattus> eep
<Silaron> oneiros sure can run an irc server, can't he?
<Rattus> /net is dead
<Silaron> its the curse of win2k
<kck> and what's funny
<drdink> Silaron: shut up, dipshit
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<kck> I didn't do anything!
<Silaron> drdink: ha ha
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<drdink> Silaron: you don't know what the fuck you are talking about
* Orion spits in drdink's general direction
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<drdink> jeff: wtf was that? you kept dying with write error mid-burst
<kck> I know what happened
<kck> it's the Second Coming of Christ
<drdink> kck: go slam your nuts in the door
<kck> jeff and justin were just judged
<Silaron> is it oneiros? is it?
<kck> and are going to hell
* Resartus is away: snoozering for real this time
<kck> drdink: heh.
<Resartus> christ is dead, he's not coming back
<kck> tell that to gregday
<Silaron> gregday is the second coming
<Silaron> and drdink is going straight to hell
<drdink> I think christ might make a special reappearance to beat the living
+shit out of all of you
<kck> at my command
<drdink> kck: go slam your nuts in the door
<kck> I don't want to damage the door.
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<drdink> he forgot a ;
<kck> my balls are depleated uranium coated in steel
<jeff> wtf was that?
<drdink> and "delete Kart;" would have been better
<drdink> jeff: hell if I know, see my question to you above
<drdink> kck: you really need to get over your... self
<kck> I tried.
<kck> and just ran into myself again
<drdink> kck: you have serious issues.
<kck> drdink: tissues?
* jeff yawns
<drdink> jeff: please hurt kck.
<jeff> indeed?
<kck> jeff: hurt me@@!
<drdink> ugh
* jeff manifests the cluehammer
<kck> heh.
<kck> love me.
:wq!
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