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Below you'll find a bunch of snippets of conversations I've had on irc. Most of them have come out of #paranor, #slashdot or some other equally disturbed channel.

<Greylark> ah, i see you've chosen this special time to humiliate yourself in public

* Magellan_ narrows his eyes at greylark
<Greylark> why me?
<Magellan_> because you started it
<Greylark> i didn't say anything about your imaginary girlfriend
<Magellan_> SHES NOT IMAGINARY!

<Corsica> haha chanserv doesnt op me

<Silaron> I think he's an idiot
<Greylark> i don't think he's an 'idiot'
<Silaron> 'fucking idiot'?

<Greylark> the phrase "pet peeves" is one of my pet peeves

<res0> i've fought girls before :)

<Greylark> memorial day is against my religion :)
<Greylark> kisses are against my religion
<Greylark> it's against my religion
<Greylark> actually... You're against my religion, res :)
<Greylark> dave is against my religion
<Greylark> geocities is against my religion
<Greylark> IE is against my religion
<Greylark> people who don't like netscape are against my religion
<Greylark> apple trees are against my religion
<Greylark> keen.ma.us.dal.net is against my religion
<Greylark> amidala is against my religion :P
<Greylark> justin frankel is against my religion
<Greylark> tony the tiger is against my religion
<Greylark> canada is against my religion :)
* Greylark notes that growling is against his religion
* Greylark notes that making sense is against his religion
<Greylark> birthday's are against my religion, sorry
<Greylark> anniversary's are against my religion
<Greylark> the middle east is against my religion
* Greylark notes that Macintosh is against his religion
<Greylark> humans are against my religion

<Risca> doh, sorry, ou caught me in my ignorance of computer lingo!!!! haha, or perhaps you caught me in a bigger conspiracy...one which would control every member of DP and have them as my mindless slaves, haha
<Greylark> there's a quote from risca you can use, sil :)

<Greylark> "...If I should die before I wake; Mommy'll sue your ass for negligence. Amen."

<Hebel> "We drink and we die and continue to drink"
<Hebel> the irish are cool

* Silaron needs a back-to-school laptop
* Greylark needs a back-to-school $million

<Hebel> you know you've got problems when you go to a church whose motto is "want some heroin?"

"... girl: Really? George Washington: No. girl: Hey, I thought you couldn't tell a lie? George Washington: times change ..." --US Mint commercial

<Octal> I'm glad I'm not one of those "normal" losers.

<Sin> i fuckin hate flakes
<Silaron> Sin: head and shoulders works well for that kinda stuff
<Sin> fuck you =P

<Mr-Ikari> X is being evil on my laptop :(((
<adrian> you have to shake it to clear the screen

<Shadowpaw> i am soooooooooooooooo stupid (DONT COMMENT ON THAT)

<drwiii> we always stole stuff from school
<drdink> drwiii: yeah but you went to some sort of prison kid school
<Silaron> drwiii: cool! were there girls and lots of community showers?
<drwiii> no
<Silaron> your prison school sucked, then
<drwiii> it wasn't a prison school :P

<zephc> V+1,M+1,S+1 = WNT. Coincidence? (The answer is no)

<Sin> steven called me this morning
<drwiii> did you hang up on him
<Sin> no we had a short chat
<Silaron> "so, what're you wearing?"

<Silaron> risca is funny sometimes, and by "funny" I mean stupid, and by "sometimes" I mean always

<cubic> so are the ircops still assholes?
<cubic> I mean, how's drdink? :)

<spectra72> i like the dysfunctional family feel I get from #slashdot

<QuantumG> french canadians.. hehe.. that's 2 reasons to hate em

<wombat> play religous roulette.
<wombat> you all stand around in a circle and blaspheme. the first one to get struck down by lightning wins.

<Sin> From: news@britneybeat.com
<Sin> To: The Britney Spears Mailing List <britney-beat@britney.lyris.net>
<Sin> Subject: Britney Spears' first book ever!
<Sin> okay, who put me on the bitney spears mailing list?

<kck> I don't need a brain
<kck> I have a penis

* Nugget94M is a rhinestone cowboy.

-Global- That intentional netsplit brought to you by the letters S, Q, U, I, and T.
-Global- That netsplit brought to you by Tulips. Tulips--ain't they pretty?

<oneiros> bill gates doesn't have to use BSD To sell cds. well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too

<res0> my dad got off on 69 on his way to work each morning for a few years :)

<Greylark> it's like tag.. but it hurts!

<Silaron> goths are like those people in the 1930's before the world had techni-color

<res0> then they must have some great-tasting piss.

[19:40:00] WrenglandSE: hi
[19:40:06] WrenglandSE: unix will be my bitch

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