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rst.txt* RST discovered the onion<emad> haha <RST> (as in www.theonion.com <RST> ) <Rattus> heck, you can even set my cell phone to play ride of the valkeries when it rings <XiRho> Aussies eat kangaroos, how gross. <holychicken> i wish i had more classical music <nemo> theonion is credited in teh booklet with StarshipTitanic <nemo> XiRho: and americans eat chicken. ewww :P <nemo> actually, roomeat is pretty healthy. <XiRho> nemo: I know there's Aussie KFC down unda'. <emad> nemo, is chicken not a common thing to eat in au ? <RST> people eat food. yuck. <nemo> XiRho: I LOVE KFC. =) <cafuego> eating roos is gross? No worse than eating rabbit. <nemo> emad: actually, it's extremely common. you're point? <XiRho> I don't eat rabbit either. <emad> nemo, well when you come to the US you can eat kfs :P <nemo> cafuego got my point... * Octal notes nemo tastes like chicken. <emad> <*@nemo> XiRho: and americans eat chicken. ewww :P <Silaron> KFC != chicken <cafuego> Roos taste great. <RST> nemo: well, eating kangaroo isn't as common in the US. <nemo> rks? <XiRho> Cow, chicken pig. That's it. <nemo> Octal: how did you know? <RST> what's "kfs" ? <emad> KFC <RST> Silaron: where? <cafuego> Roo is actually a LOT healthier than McDonalds too. <nemo> RST: eating roo isn't common here eaither <emad> typo :P <Octal> nemo: you know that scar that you've been wondering where it came from? <nemo> roomeat has the highest protein, lowest fat content of any animal meat, from memory <nemo> Octal: ahh.... <emad> nemo, what about dingo droppings? <XiRho> cafuego: There's a theory of McStuff floating around, that McD's is not made out of any meat, but actually a primordial goop called McStuff. <emad> nemo, how do they taste? :P <nemo> that'd explain the three days I have no memory for too <nemo> emad: what about them. <RST> but it's unheard of in the US. <Octal> "What's that?" "Oh it's probably just a walaby." *monster kills them all* <cafuego> Xirho: I know.. that why I, being a vegetarian, can eat McDonalds. <XiRho> nemo: What about emu meat? <nemo> funnily enough, .au is not the USA :P <nemo> XiRho: never had it, but you can get it <cafuego> mind you, there's a distinct difference in quality between McD .us and McD .au <RST> but the point is the chicken/kangaroo comparison doesn't work the way you're trying to force it <XiRho> There's a distinct difference in quality between McD .us and McD .ca * nemo points out that .au is not .us because, frankly, sometimes dumb yanks don't seem to realise <cafuego> McD .su is *vile* <nemo> RST: er... why? it's meat from an animal. <cafuego> ehm .us even :) <XiRho> Canadian mountain dew tastes like sweet green water. <cafuego> mountain dew always tastes like green water :P <nemo> .au mtDew == urine * Octal notes .de McD's Fischmac tastes exactly the same as a .us fillet-o-fish. * cafuego was talking about McD though <RST> i meant your comparison of the idea of australians eating kangaroo to the idea of americans eating chicken <RST> LOL! "Christian Right lobbies to overturn second law of thermodynamics" <XiRho> cafuego: No, it tastes great in the .us <cafuego> RST: Both are acses of people eating animals. Why would one be gross and the other one not? <nemo> RST: I was comparing teh idea of eating meat, to teh idea of eating meat. distrinctly similar I would thing <nemo> er, think <RST> cafuego: i didn't say either was <Octal> but chickens are stupid, except for the claymation ones. <cafuego> RST: No, but someone did :) <nemo> the biggest difference is you can't get meat much redder than kangaroo :) <XiRho> nemo: Yeah, but chicens aren't the .us national animal <cafuego> roos are also distinctly stupid... <XiRho> nemo: Imagine eating bald eagle. <nemo> Octal: Chinese SIlky Bantom chooks. they are THE DUMBEST animal on teh face of the planet <RST> but it's certainly not logical that australians have as much right to consider eating chicken gross as americans do about eating kangaroo <nemo> I just had to say that <cafuego> otherwise they'd have found out by now speeding trucks are lethal. <RST> because australians do eat chicken <RST> americans don't eat kangaroo <nemo> XiRho: if the bald eagle weren't endangered (hmm.. why is that again? :P <cafuego> chicken is gross coz it actually stinks disgustingly. <oneiros> we nuke kangaroos <nemo> RST: uh... get off your high horse. it's an animal, it provides meat. THAT is the comparison <RST> yes <XiRho> nemo: I think they're off that list now, we gew them back <XiRho> Or atleast, pending to be kicked off. <nemo> I find eating cat, rat, chicken, etc no more or less gross than the other <RST> but you were talking about people from one case considering the other gross *** Signoff: Eil (Quit: Your web browser is Ronald Reagan.) <RST> hmm <RST> humans are animals *** Signoff: Latrom (Quit: Leaving) <nemo> it's YOU who is finding it gross. <RST> no <RST> I am not finding anything gross <XiRho> nemo: Rat is only found in big city hot dog stands <RST> i'm just saying that your comparison doesn't work. <XiRho> nemo: And those immortal dogs at 7-11 <nemo> I don't have any particular objection to eating a human, so long as he/she clearly indicated that they were willing for that to happen to their remains before they passed away <RST> the person you were talking has the right to consider eating kangaroos to be gross. you do not have a similar right concerning chicken. <nemo> RST: bullshit <RST> hah! did the kangaroo or chicken or rat or whatever clearly indicate anything? <RST> no * nemo rolls eyes <nemo> are you sentient? <XiRho> nemo: It's a perl script. <RST> the difference is you eat chicken and like it ("i LOVE kfc!") <XiRho> nemo: Give up now. <RST> he doesn't eat kangaroo <nemo> I've eaten 'roo <nemo> for my 21st b'day in fact <RST> how do you know that kangaroos or pigs or cows or turkeys or chickens aren't sentient? <RST> nemo: i didn't say you don't <nemo> RST: good question. how do you? <RST> i said whoever the person who said it was gross doesn't. <cafuego> RST: are you a vegetarian? <RST> nemo: you're the one who's against nonconsensual cannibalism <XiRho> nemo: Do Aussies really drink as much beer as PBS makes it out to be? <nemo> RST: if I eat a rabbit, that's cannibalism? :P <cafuego> Xirho: yes. <nemo> XiRho: nope <cafuego> Xirho: Case in point: my neighbours. <RST> why are you hypocritically allowing humans a right that you don't give other species just because you are one <RST> nemo: no <nemo> cafuego: trade. I'll say yes next time 'k <cafuego> nemo ;) <XiRho> RST: because animals are not people too, period. <nemo> RST: then your point about non-consentual cannibalism is null and void <emad> nemo, what is australian for beer? <RST> no <cafuego> emad: VB. <nemo> emad: piss <RST> i'm saying that you're the one who thinks humans should have that right <emad> nemo, haha <emad> nemo, good answer <RST> so it's not null and void <RST> i'm saying that if animals don't have that right neither should humans <RST> maybe we should just genetically engineer cows to want to be eatern. <RST> eaten <emad> ooh <emad> that'd be neat <Silaron> what gives you the right to take away their right not to want to be eaten? <emad> but I don't want some cow forcing itself into my mouth <Rattus> hmm... <Silaron> qf! <RST> Silaron: they have a right not to want to. they simply choose not to exercise that right. <RST> because of social pressure <Silaron> no, you genetically made them do it <nemo> RST: find a way of asking a chook if it wants to be eaten, and I'll ask it, and abide by it's choice. <Silaron> you forced it upon them <Rattus> some one gimme an opennap server <Silaron> and you will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law <RST> just like alphas do, unlike lower castes such as gammas and epsilons, have free choice, but they choose not to exercise it due to social pressure. <Silaron> do not pass go and do not collext $200 * RST is reading brave new world for english class <teferi> been there, read that <spectra72> got the t-shirt <XiRho> nemo: RST is a script, give up <Rattus> i've read that, and i've heard a sermon nased on it <RST> they still would have the ability to choose not to be eaten, more so than now <Rattus> er <XiRho> nemo: It will argue over anything. <Rattus> based <nemo> XiRho: I'm a bot too, remember? :P <RST> i am not a script <Silaron> no they wouldn't <Silaron> you made them want to <RST> nemo knows me from another channel <RST> Silaron: yes they would <Silaron> in essence, programmed them to be eaten <XiRho> Well, so far you seem to be. <RST> they'd even have the ability not to want to be eaten <RST> they simply wouldn't because none of their friends do. <Silaron> and they wouldn't have an ability to tell whether or not they wanted to be eaten if you just made them want to be eaten <RST> you think peer pressure only applies to humans? * spectra72 doesn't care if they want to be eaten or not, he just eats <XiRho> Read in a statement, argue a point, go to ALL CAPS, switch. <Silaron> RST: of course not, but it doesn't effect cows <Silaron> or sheep <RST> besides if i make them want to be eaten at least they're happier than they are under the current system <Silaron> therefore you are an idiot and will go to jail <RST> what am i gonna go to jail for? <RST> i haven't even DONE anything yet! <Silaron> no they won't, they still have to live in the same place, they don't even know they're going to be eaten <Silaron> conspiracy to rob cow's of the right to not want to be eaten <Silaron> now, as I was saying <XiRho> Yeah <RST> do you claim for them the right to be unhappy? <Silaron> go directly to jail, do no pass go, and do no collect $200 <XiRho> Soon we'll have the mooshivek revolution <RST> (almost direct quote from brave new world) <RST> i can't go to jail till i do anything <XiRho> Cows will overthrow their tyrannical human masters and start a brave, new, world. <Silaron> your solution wouldn't make them happy <Silaron> yes you can <RST> yes <RST> they'd be happy with being eaten <Silaron> they don't know that they're going to be eaten <Silaron> they aren't mentally developed enough <RST> right now they're not happy with being eaten. haven't you read all those far side cartoons where they try to escape from the farmer? <Silaron> they worry about being killed, but not being eaten <Silaron> so in essence, you're just going to make them all commit suicide <Silaron> genocide of cows <RST> DAMMIT why can't you just get a joke? <Silaron> and you will go to jail for it <RST> it was a restaurant at the end of the universe reference <XiRho> Silaron: BX < ./rst.pl <Silaron> and it will be a cow jail <RST> DAMMIT. <XiRho> See? <XiRho> Phase 3 of the RST algorithm: got to ALL CAPS <Silaron> and they will make you moo as they ass-rape you <RST> XiRho: that wouldn't direct bx output to the perl script input. <RST> can't you just get a joke? <Silaron> RST: you'll keep screaming "MOOO!" but they won't stop <RST> it was a restaurant at the end of the universe reference <RST> not some big plan to take over the world and kill all cows <RST> you honestly have no sense of humor <Silaron> and then the cow warden will come by and mark you grade B meat <Silaron> and then they will send you up the river to the meat packing plant *** Mode change "+v RST" on channel #slashdot by OperServ <RST> i gtg, it's an hour past my bedtime <emad> RST, are you a bot? <RST> ?! <emad> you have voice <emad> you must be a bot * RST blinks at operserv <Silaron> and you will be sold at a reasonable price to a large chain of super markets <RST> why go to all that trouble? <emad> RST, huh? * RST thwacks emad <emad> RST, bothwack ? <holychicken> g'night <RST> Silaron: in tiny pieces? <Silaron> as grade C meat, because you were contaminated at the plant with some other grade C meat *** Signoff: holychicken (Quit: z) <Silaron> no, they'll have the sirloin and shoulder pieces <RST> i mean they could only sell me to one or two stores, not a large chain *** ClusterSnarf (ClusterSna@24-240-78-115.hsacorp.net) has joined channel #slashdot <emad> RST, are you gpl? <RST> unless they cut me up into byte-sized pieces and sent one to each store <Silaron> they sell you to the chain, thenn the chain send you to a paticular store <Silaron> therefore you are wrong again <Silaron> and its all your fault <RST> heh * RST kills Silaron <RST> i gtg * Silaron notes grade C sirloin can't kill him unless he ingests it <Silaron> and I haven't ingested it * RST comes to life and kills Silaron <ClusterSnarf> whasabi! <Silaron> so you're unable to do that <Silaron> and you're wrong again <RST> hmm <Silaron> and its all your fault * RST grows mold and the mold attacks Silaron and grabs a pair of scissors and cuts off his d**k <RST> i can grow mold... and then the mold can kill you <RST> see? <Silaron> mold can't grow into a form capable of utilizing scissors <Silaron> yes, but I'm quite a ways away from you <Silaron> so it wouldn't be possible <RST> yes it can <RST> it evolves fast <Silaron> and no one would transfer you to where I am * nemo has grown mold in a coke can... <Silaron> because you are dead, and grade C sirloin meat <RST> remember i was conspiring to do something with genetic engineering <Silaron> so you are wrong <Silaron> again <Silaron> and its all your fault <nemo> mold thick enough to support the weight of the liquid of a full can of coke... <RST> i grew into a humanoid lump of evolved mold and then killed you <nemo> now THAT is a scary thing to see <RST> i gt <RST> g *** Signoff: RST (Quit: bedtime.) * Silaron bows :wq! $Id: rst.txt.html,v 1.4 2000/12/20 05:56:34 djk Exp $ |